Our Executive will understand your situation
He/She will then - joh hona hai woh hoga
We have a success rate of 99.991%
We cannot guarantee the physical state of the targetBook Now!
Increase target's bone count by 2x
39+ years combined prison sentence
Pack 50 Conjuring into a meeting
We guarantee a minimum Series A funding for your startup after first "meeting"
We are the perfect reply to "Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai"
We take great pride in our work. We ensure the highest quality in all our dealings. We ensure that each limb receives the amount of stress, strains, twists and breaks it deserves. However, we do realize our executives are also human. Sometimes, they falter and feel sorry for the targets. In such events, we will refund your money and your next intervention is free!
Our executive then undergoes 5 reps of "Saw" back-to-back.